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Oh the shame.

I confessed to a monk I'm as drunk as a skunk and I smelt like a skunk as well
I crossed my legs, hoped for the best, but alas I failed to pass the test,
I ran to the lav much too late, I wet my pants for goodness sake.

Sixteen percent intoxicated I drank another beer
I tried to stand but tumbled down landing on my rear
oh the shame, the drink's to blame, I swear I'll never drink again.
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Oh the shame., by maria shaw 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
anonymo magnifico More than 1 year ago
...and an LOL of a good time!.....
maria shaw More than 1 year ago
LOL :D Thanks Anonymo :)
maria shaw More than 1 year ago
Shifat Bin Sadeque 6 months ago
amber talwar More than 1 year ago
Hope u wont drink as much as to loose your balance
maria shaw More than 1 year ago
Me too lol :D
Suzanne Hartman Johnson 7 months ago
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